MY SLOW FLOW'S REMARKABLE




Chauncey Billups' Minnesota correspondent, J. Dollars, a.ka. Camper Van Exel, put down the St. Paulie Girl (and his beer) and retired from the ice fishing hole for a hot second to weigh in on Wall Szczerbiak, and the Timberwolves increasing chemistry problems:

"Wally might have down syndrome. I'm serious. Every time they give him the ball he's
like, 'What this? Bouncy, bouncy, fun to run with ball. Why do black men keep yelling name, what mean 'pass asshole'? Why tall bald one and man in suit mean to Wally? Why Wally ride home in little yellow bus
when other men ride in big bird machine?'

They're gonna play Dallas or the Lakers in the first round and get beat. I'm gonna go get into the Islanders."