Chauncey Billups

THEN THEY CALL THE SHIT THE BOMB SMACK Adam Morrison's got the Panic! at the Rectory suit rocking. Jesuits have more fun. It was definit...

HIGH LIKE GIRAFFE ASS The Pistons just want everyone to know that the road to San Antonio goes through Detroit. Get a trip-tik, duke. Now yo...

I CARRY STRIPES IN HOOD. I AM ZEBRA. Shit, we're possesed like a gun charge over here. Denver is looking mighty healthy this year. Got a...

TICKLE ME PINK LIKE... Keep your x-ray in top shape. Don't wanna catch nothing on the Usher tour or whatever. Inside, El Ron talks about...

BACK IN THE GARAGE WITH MY BULLSHIT DETECTOR Eddy Curry's heart beat sounds like Sasquatch feet! Blind, crippled or crazy, Isaiah Thomas...

PLEASE BRING MY CAKE BACK Tip your Bowler hat to the original Lil' Flip. The Wolves were built for a short window, and that window has a...

STEP INSIDE THE BOOTH, SUPERMAN IS ALIVE -Miami beat the Spurs last night. Just to show you who wears the cape on the Heat side, Wade had a ...

DON'T HAVE ME ZIP DOWN THIS JACKET, OPEN THE OVEN UP This is your OFFICIAL CHAUNCEY BILLUPS GUIDE TO THE FUTURE CAREER OF GEORGE K...