Monday, December 08, 2003

"Can a purple/yellow man not eat up in the Chauncey Billups blog?

This is the question that keeps Oliver Wang, executive VP of the Ed O'Bannon Fan Club, up at night. Too true, God!
Well, what can I add. It's a touching story, really. Camera shy loner, Phil Jackson, leads a rag-tag group of misfits into battle, with the hopes and dreams of that dilapidated factory town on the back of Kareem Rush and Co. Whatever. These dudes play like a bunch of Blade Runners and will probably storm through the Spring barring multiple injuries or bids at Colorado Correction Facilities.
I can say that I am really looking forward to Friday, December 12.
For why?
Because that's when Danny Fortson will throw Karl Malone on the Staples Center hardwood, lean over him and sternly say, "Grey hair...before I put you under the knife, know that I will wipe your seed from the earth."
a) Danny Fortson definitely owns the Director's Cut of Last of the Mohicans
b) Karl Malone is softbatch! Punch in your weightclass, you backwards ass mountain man. What did Steve Nash ever do to you?


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