ONE OF THESE....
Three headlines from Boston sports sections failed to inspire sparks of hope and energy in whiskey-dicked Beantown men rising for another day of life:
RED SOX DOWN ANGELS 9-3
ORTIZ: "I SAY 'FUCK YOU, JOBU! I DO IT MYSELF!'"
PATRIOTS UNDEFEATED FOR MORE THEN A YEAR
BELICHEK: "I'MA PISS ON LOMBARDI'S GRAVE!"
GARY PAYTON REPORTS TO CELTICS CAMP