MOVE YOUR WHOLE HOOD LIKE CABRINI GREEN
Miss Thing...There is no guest list tonight
With Shaq's Floridian Exodus almost a done deal, Laker GM Mitch Kupchak is paitently waiting for Kobe Bryant to decide between the two L.A. teams, the other being (in case you were like, word L.A. got two squads?!) the mighty Coach Combover Dunleavy's mighty Clippers. Bryant continues to be mum on which way he might be leaning, although word leaked this weekend that Kobe may have asked the Clippers, were he to sign with them, if they would be willing to play a dozen or so games in Anaheim. Turns out Kobe just doesn't wanna push the Maybach all the way from his comfy Newport, CA. digs to the Staples Center everynight, and would appreciate a more local venue to punch the clock. GAS PRICES ARE NO JOKE, B!
Really, Kobe. Could you work a little harder for your Asshead Merit Badge? Anaheim?! Please, dun, we recognize your gangster.