BRING EM OUT, BRING EM OUT
The NBA jump-off has jump offed under the shadow of the Presidential election. You might think that most ballers of the L don't care who sits in the White House, as long as their ACL holds and their check clears. WRONG. Just ask Scot Pollard, back-back-back up forward/center of Larry Legend's Pacers. (BTW, Scot voted Bush)
"Hey, I'm just glad it's over. I didn't want another drawn-out thing, because if we're going to go around and blow up people and tell them democracy is the greatest, we ought to be able to set an example and go out and get it done right."
Word to the Herb! But Scoty! You know that this means you can no longer sing the Interstate Love Song with your man Jeff Foster, right. Man love gets the back of the hand, Duke! You reap what you sow!